schwaggy

in recent weeks i have come across a run of some really awful schwaggy grass. i call it schwaggy because it isn't exactly schwag, but it isn't exactly grass either. it's been a real disappointment for someone who gets maybe a few hours a day to even come close to relaxing. this strand of shitty grass has interrupted my enjoyment and relaxation on more than one occasion and has upset me enough to deliver this post. the quality of recent herb has been staggering. in the last couple weeks i have had the harshest, the most bitter and one of the most fleeting grasses i have ever smoked. 3 different grasses, each with it's own different terrible result. now my throat is sore, my mouth still tastes tart and my head, far too sober. why not just buy better herb? simply because i have a hard enough time trying to pay rent and gas my car - better herb isn't always the easiest, best solution. nevertheless, plans are already in the works to fix past spliff tragedies. with any luck these joints will be left far behind us with nothing but wonderful, smooth, long-lived tastiness in our future. goodbye schwaggy grass. here's to tasty trees. until next time, this is i wishing everyone sticky, green wishes and cannabis dreams. may all your smokes be good smokes. good night.